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Iced Tea and Malibu recipe
A delicious recipe for Iced Tea and Malibu, with Lipton® iced tea and Malibu® coconut rum. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

9 oz Lipton® iced tea
3 oz Malibu® coconut rum


Method:
Stir ingredients together in a highball glass, and serve.
Serve:
Highball Glass

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