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Itchy Ass recipeBeer / Ale
Black Haus® blackberry schnapps
Itchy Ass recipe
A delicious recipe for Itchy Ass, with Black Haus® blackberry schnapps and Zima. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

1 1/2 oz Black Haus® blackberry schnapps
12 oz Zima


Method:
Pour the shot of Blackhouse blackberry schnapps into a collins glass half-filled with ice cubes. Add the Zima. Serve unstirred.
Serve:
Collins Glass

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