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The officer shouted
orders to a
nearby soldier. With considerable bravery, the GI ran
directly onto
the field of battle, in the line of fire, to retrieve a
dispatch
case from a dead soldier. In a hail of bullets, he dove back to
safety.
"Private," the officer said, "I'm recommending you for a
medal. You
risked your life to save the locations of our secret
warehouses."
"Warehouses?" the private shouted. "I thought you said
whorehouses!"
An accountant visited the Natural History
museum. While standing near the dinosaur he said to his neighbor:
"This
dinosaur is two billion years and ten months old".
"Where did
you get this exact information?"
"I was here ten months ago, and
the guide told me that the dinosaur is
two billion years old."
The desk sergeant answered the phone, and at once
a woman began screaming. "You've got to help me! There's a giant
gray thing in my yard, and it's pulling apples off the tree with
its
tail!" "What's he doing with the apples?" the sergeant asked.
"If I
told you," the woman cried, "you wouldn't believe me!"Pre-Columbian Star War Stories Emerge From Stones
The carvings show symbols of death and crude representations in line with the Aztecs' bloody rituals.
New Bat Has Odd-Shaped Nose
Is that the head of an owl you see on the nose of this new bat species or an elaborate shield?
Should We Keep Punishing Chris Brown?
Or is the criticism doing more harm than good?
Blood Predicts Everlasting Love?: DNews Nuggets
Larger amounts of a certain hormone in the blood suggest a long-lasting relationship.
Camp Stove Charges Your Phone, Cooks Your Goose
BioLite stoves make cooking on wood clean and safe, while generating electricity.