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Southern Comfort® peach liqueur
D.W.I. recipe
A delicious recipe for D.W.I., with Southern Comfort® peach liqueur, Jose Cuervo® 1800 tequila and Bud Light® lager. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

1 oz Southern Comfort® peach liqueur
1 oz Jose Cuervo® 1800 tequila
1 can chilled Bud Light® lager

Method:
Combine all three ingredients in a large pint glass, stir quickly and chug.
Serve:
Beer Mug

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