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De-Lay recipeShots & Shooters
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De-Lay recipe
A delicious recipe for De-Lay, with Goldschlager® cinnamon schnapps, Rumple Minze® peppermint liqueur, Bacardi® 151 rum, tequila and grenadine syrup. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

1/4 oz Goldschlager® cinnamon schnapps
1/4 oz Rumple Minze® peppermint liqueur
1/4 oz Bacardi® 151 rum
1/4 oz tequila
1 splash grenadine syrup


Method:
Combine equal amounts of each liquor in a shot glass and stir. Add a splash of grenadine, and serve.
Serve:
Shot Glass

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