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Crazy Ninja recipe
A delicious recipe for Crazy Ninja, with Jim Beam® bourbon whiskey and Sierra Mist® soda. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

2 oz Jim Beam® bourbon whiskey
6 oz Sierra Mist® soda

Method:
Pour the Jim Beam Bourbon whiskey into a highball glass. Add the Sierra Mist and a couple of ice cubes, and serve.
Serve:
Highball Glass

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