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Crunk Juice recipe
A delicious recipe for Crunk Juice, with Red Bull® energy drink and cognac. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

8 oz can Red Bull® energy drink
1 1/2 oz cognac

Method:
Pour both ingredients into a cup, stir slightly, and serve.
Serve:
Cup

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