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Didaccino recipe
A delicious recipe for Didaccino, with Kahlua® coffee liqueur, chocolate liqueur and milk. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

3 oz Kahlua® coffee liqueur
2 oz chocolate liqueur
5 oz milk


Method:
Combine the Kahlua coffee liqueur, chocolate liqueur and milk in a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Shake vigorously, pour into a coffee mug or glass, and serve.
Serve:
Coffee Mug

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Dead and dying jokesA woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is published. After the editor informs her that the fee for the obituary is 50 cents a word, she pauses, reflects and then says, "Well, then, let it read 'Fred Brown died'." Confounded at the woman's thrift, the editor stammers that there is a 7-word minimum for all obituaries. The woman pauses again, counts on her fingers and replies, "In that case, 'Fred Brown died: 1983 Pick-up for sale'."

Journalist jokesA car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected a large crowd gathered. A newspaper reporter, anxious to get his story could not get near the car. Being a clever sort, he started shouting loudly, "Let me through! Let me through! I am the son of the victim." The crowd made way for him. Lying in front of the car was a donkey.



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