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Cosmopolitan Cocktail #4 recipe
A delicious recipe for Cosmopolitan Cocktail #4, with Absolut® Citron vodka, Cointreau® orange liqueur and cranberry juice. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

1 1/2 oz Absolut® Citron vodka
3/4 oz Cointreau® orange liqueur
1 oz cranberry juice


Method:
Combine all ingredients in a cocktail or martini shaker with ice and 2 squeezed lime wedges. Shake violently for 10 seconds. Strain into a martini or cocktail glass garnished with a lemon twist, and serve.
Serve:
Cocktail Glass

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Dead and dying jokesA woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is published. After the editor informs her that the fee for the obituary is 50 cents a word, she pauses, reflects and then says, "Well, then, let it read 'Fred Brown died'." Confounded at the woman's thrift, the editor stammers that there is a 7-word minimum for all obituaries. The woman pauses again, counts on her fingers and replies, "In that case, 'Fred Brown died: 1983 Pick-up for sale'."

Journalist jokesA car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected a large crowd gathered. A newspaper reporter, anxious to get his story could not get near the car. Being a clever sort, he started shouting loudly, "Let me through! Let me through! I am the son of the victim." The crowd made way for him. Lying in front of the car was a donkey.



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Evan EsarAmerica believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week. Evan Esar

Eleanor RooseveltGreat minds discuss ideas; Average minds discuss events; Small minds discuss people. Eleanor Roosevelt

Fran LebowitzGreat people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. Fran Lebowitz