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Bald Estonian recipe
A delicious recipe for Bald Estonian, with tequila, Vana Tallin® cream liqueur, vodka, milk and cocoa powder. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

1 oz tequila
1 oz Vana Tallin® cream liqueur
1/2 oz vodka
8 oz chilled milk
1 tsp cocoa powder


Method:
Pour the tequila, Vana Tallin cream liqueur and vodka into a highball glass. Add the milk and cocoa powder and stir everything together. Serve with a drinkstick.
Serve:
Highball Glass

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