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Hawaiian Barbie recipe
A delicious recipe for Hawaiian Barbie, with Malibu® coconut rum, Dole® pineapple juice, tonic water and pineapple. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

2 oz Malibu® coconut rum
3 oz Dole® pineapple juice
3 oz tonic water
1 pineapple chunk


Method:
Pour the Malibu coconut rum into a collins glass filled with ice cubes. Add the Dole pineapple juice and tonic water, and stir. Place a chunk of pineapple on the top, and serve with a straw.
Serve:
Collins Glass

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