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Ball Hooter recipe
A delicious recipe for Ball Hooter, with tequila, peppermint schnapps and beer. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

1 part tequila
1 part peppermint schnapps
1 glass beer


Method:
Fill a shaker with ice. Pour in equal parts liquor. Shake or swirl. Strain into shot glass(es). Serve with a short, cold glass of beer.
Serve:
Shot Glass

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