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Jackalope Punch recipe
A delicious recipe for Jackalope Punch, with Dole Pineapple Passion Mango juice, vodka, 99 Bananas® banana schnapps and grenadine syrup. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

5 oz Dole Pineapple Passion Mango juice
1 1/2 oz vodka
3/4 oz 99 Bananas® banana schnapps
2 splashes grenadine syrup


Method:
Combine ingredients, shake, and strain into a collins glass with ice. You can adjust the sweetness as desired by adding more grenadine. For more bite use 1 oz 99 Bananas.
Serve:
Collins Glass

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