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An 8th grade boy was doing some
research
for his career report at school. He asks his dad, "Father, how
many
wildlife biologists work for the Federal Government?"
"The
honest father replies, "Oh, I would say at least half of
'em."
"Artificial intelligence is a wonderful
thing.
I told my computer that today is my birthday,
and it said that
I needed an upgrade."
Q.What are the worst six years in a
blonde's life?
A: Third Grade.
[The television is] an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. David Frost
Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives. William Dement
Formulate and stamp indelibly on your mind a mental picture of yourself as succeeding. Hold this picture tenaciously. Never permit it to fade. Your mind will seek to develop the picture...Do not build up obstacles in your imagination. Norman Vincent Peale