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An 8th grade boy was doing some
research
for his career report at school. He asks his dad, "Father, how
many
wildlife biologists work for the Federal Government?"
"The
honest father replies, "Oh, I would say at least half of
'em."
"Artificial intelligence is a wonderful
thing.
I told my computer that today is my birthday,
and it said that
I needed an upgrade."
Q.What are the worst six years in a
blonde's life?
A: Third Grade.
A newspaper consists of just the same number of words, whether there be any news in it or not. Henry Fielding
Advertisements... contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper. Thomas Jefferson
All successful newspapers are ceaselessly querulous and bellicose. They never defend anyone or anything if they can help it; if the job is forced on them, they tackle it by denouncing someone or something else. H. L. Mencken