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An 8th grade boy was doing some
research
for his career report at school. He asks his dad, "Father, how
many
wildlife biologists work for the Federal Government?"
"The
honest father replies, "Oh, I would say at least half of
'em."
"Artificial intelligence is a wonderful
thing.
I told my computer that today is my birthday,
and it said that
I needed an upgrade."
Q.What are the worst six years in a
blonde's life?
A: Third Grade.
Did you know that every two hours the nations of this world spend as much on armaments as they spend on the children of this world every year? Peter Ustinov
Get away from the crowd when you can. Keep yourself to yourself, if only for a few hours daily. Arthur Brisbane
I am reminded of the professor who, in his declining hours, was asked by his devoted pupils for his final counsel. He replied, 'Verify your quotations.' Sir Winston Churchill