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An 8th grade boy was doing some
research
for his career report at school. He asks his dad, "Father, how
many
wildlife biologists work for the Federal Government?"
"The
honest father replies, "Oh, I would say at least half of
'em."
"Artificial intelligence is a wonderful
thing.
I told my computer that today is my birthday,
and it said that
I needed an upgrade."
Q.What are the worst six years in a
blonde's life?
A: Third Grade.
America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week. Evan Esar
Great minds discuss ideas; Average minds discuss events; Small minds discuss people. Eleanor Roosevelt
Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. Fran Lebowitz