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Hot Carl recipe
A delicious recipe for Hot Carl, with Sauza® Hornitos Resposado tequila, DeKuyper® Watermelon Pucker schnapps and sweet and sour mix. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

1 oz Sauza® Hornitos Resposado tequila
1 oz DeKuyper® Watermelon Pucker schnapps
1 1/2 oz sweet and sour mix


Method:
Combine all ingredients in a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Shake well, strain into an old-fashioned glass, and serve.
Serve:
Old-Fashioned Glass

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