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Bacardi® 151 rum
IED (Improvised Explosive Device) recipe
A delicious recipe for IED (Improvised Explosive Device), with Bacardi® 151 rum, Jagermeister® herbal liqueur, Goldschlager® cinnamon schnapps and Jose Cuervo® 1800 tequila. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

1 shot Bacardi® 151 rum
1 shot Jagermeister® herbal liqueur
1 shot Goldschlager® cinnamon schnapps
1 shot Jose Cuervo® 1800 tequila


Method:
Combine Jagermeister (smoke), Goldschlager (fragmentation), and Jose Cuervo tequila (because we had 1 Mexican in the platoon) in a highball or old-fashioned glass. After all ingredients have been combined drop some lit Bacardi 151 rum into the glass and shoot. After a couple of seconds when the intital shock has wore off you yell BAM!!
Serve:
Highball Glass

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