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During my stay at an expensive hotel
in New York
City, I woke up in the middle of the night with an
upset stomach. I
called room service and ordered some soda crackers.
When I looked at the
charge slip, I was furious. I called room
service and raged, "I know
I'm in a luxury hotel, but $11.50 for six
crackers is ridiculous!"
"The crackers are complimentary," the voice
to the other end cooly
explained. "I believe you are complaining
about your room number."
Why, if the best things in
life are
free, the next-best things are so expensive?
A guy walks into a bar and
orders a beer. He only brought enough money for one beer though.
As he's drinking his beer, which was quite expensive, he realizes how
bad he has to go to the bathroom. Not wanting anyone to drink his
expensive beer, he takes out a 3x5 note card and writes on it, "I
SPIT IN
THIS BEER", and walks to the bathroom.
When he comes
back about 15 minutes later, there's another 3x5 note
card next to
his beer saying, "I SPIT IN IT TOO".Pre-Columbian Star War Stories Emerge From Stones
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