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Crazy Moose recipeShots & Shooters
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Crazy Moose recipe
A delicious recipe for Crazy Moose, with Canadian Club® whisky and maple syrup. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

3/4 oz Canadian Club® whisky
1/4 oz maple syrup


Method:
Pour Canadian Club whisky into shot glasses, and top with Maple Syrup. For added flavour, stir with a cinammon stick.
Serve:
Shot Glass

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