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A librarian was quietly working when three
chickens
walked in and jumped on to the counter eyed her and said "BUK BUK
BUK" Not sure she was sane she gave the chikens three books and
they left.
An hour later in walked the chickens again jumped onto
the counter,
returned the books they had taken earlier and said "BUK
BUK BUK" Now
convinced she was out of her mind she gave them three
books, they took one
each and left. This time she decided to follow
them. She followed them
down to the local pond and stood horrified
as they threw the books into
the water.
All of a sudden they
flew back out of the pond and a frog stuck it's
head up saying
"RREDIT RREDIT RREDIT!"
One day the zookeeper noticed that the orang-utang
was reading two books -- the Bible and Darwin's Origin of Species.
In
surprise he asked the ape, "Why are you reading both those
books"?
"Well," said the orang-utang, "I just wanted to know if I was
my
brother's keeper or my keeper's brother."
"The auditors have just left,
sir."
"Did they check the books?"
"Very thoroughly."
"What
did they say?"
"They want 15% to keep quiet."Pre-Columbian Star War Stories Emerge From Stones
The carvings show symbols of death and crude representations in line with the Aztecs' bloody rituals.
New Bat Has Odd-Shaped Nose
Is that the head of an owl you see on the nose of this new bat species or an elaborate shield?
Should We Keep Punishing Chris Brown?
Or is the criticism doing more harm than good?
Blood Predicts Everlasting Love?: DNews Nuggets
Larger amounts of a certain hormone in the blood suggest a long-lasting relationship.
Camp Stove Charges Your Phone, Cooks Your Goose
BioLite stoves make cooking on wood clean and safe, while generating electricity.