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Malibu® coconut rum
Cherry Paradise recipe
A delicious recipe for Cherry Paradise, with Malibu® coconut rum, Everclear® alcohol and Coca-Cola® Cherry Coke. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

4 oz Malibu® coconut rum
1 oz Everclear® alcohol
4 oz Coca-Cola® Cherry Coke


Method:
Pour the Malibu coconut rum and Everclear into a cup. Add Cherry Coke, and serve.
Serve:
Cup

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