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Staring down from the bench to announce the
terms of the
divorce decree, the judge turned to the husband and
said:
"I'm going to award her alimony in the amount of $250 a month."
To which the woman's about-to-be ex replied: "That's
mighty
kind of you, judge. I'll try to help her all I can, too."
A man walks into a bar on
the top floor of a
skyscraper. He sits down and orders a beer. After
taking a drink he sees
the guy next to him go over to the window
and jump out!
"Holy cow! Did you see that!? That guy just jumped out
the window!"
The bartender does nothing.
So the man
takes another sip. A minute later the same guy walks in,
orders
another drink, chugs it, and jumps out the window again.
"Jesus! He
just jumped again!"
The bartender ignores the man.
So
the man sits puzzled. The guy comes back into the bar, and orders
another drink.
"How did you survive that jump?".."I ordered a
floatie drink, if you
drink it in a certain amount of time, you can
float."
So the guy quickly orders a 'floatie' drink. He takes it
from the
bartender, and chugs it. He then jumps out the window
and...SPLAT! Right
on the sidewalk!
The Bartender then say
s, "You know, Superman...you can be a real jerk
when you're
drunk."
At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use
the
infant scale to weigh the baby she held in her arms.
The clerk
explained that the device was out for repairs, but said that
she
would figure the infant's weight by weighing the woman and baby
together on the adult scale, then weighing the mother alone and
subtracting the second amount from the first.
"That won't work,"
countered the woman. "I'm not the mother, I'm
the aunt."Pre-Columbian Star War Stories Emerge From Stones
The carvings show symbols of death and crude representations in line with the Aztecs' bloody rituals.
New Bat Has Odd-Shaped Nose
Is that the head of an owl you see on the nose of this new bat species or an elaborate shield?
Should We Keep Punishing Chris Brown?
Or is the criticism doing more harm than good?
Blood Predicts Everlasting Love?: DNews Nuggets
Larger amounts of a certain hormone in the blood suggest a long-lasting relationship.
Camp Stove Charges Your Phone, Cooks Your Goose
BioLite stoves make cooking on wood clean and safe, while generating electricity.